News Reporter: It's Gwyn vs. Trump 👩🏽‍⚖️

Friday 31 March 2023

It's Gwyn vs. Trump 👩🏽‍⚖️

FRIDAY, MARCH 31 2023

April Fool's came early for me this year as I spent most of today thinking March had already ended. Just call me April Ludgate, I guess. Luckily for me, it's still March and the Gwyneth Paltrow *and* Trump indictments are no joke. I've rounded up the best of the reactions and more from around the world wide web. Enjoy and have a great weekend! ✨

@jordanmeehan

Justice Is Served (And So Are We)

The internet is eating good today, as both former President Trump *and* Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow received verdicts about their respective trials. Twitter took it and ran with it, loving Gwyn's winning whisper and Trump's new reputation. Many poked fun at the timing of it all, while others wondered, "WWRMD? (What Will Ryan Murphy Do?)." Once you're done celebrating Drew-style, catch up on more indictment tweets here. Now everyone say "thank you justice system" for feeding us today!

@lensculture / @thisbimbo

Vows Gone Wrong

One man's wedding vows are going viral due to their ~raunchy~ nature and people definitely have thoughts about it. People on that side of TikTok are in shock and the duets and stitches mostly feature people's jaw dropping reactions. The groom's speech is especially mind boggling compared to the bride's, which lean towards sweet and not sexy. The couple's controversy made its way to Twitter this week with people split on whether it's a red flag or just the couple's sense of humor. The bride didn't seem to mind soooo, I guess congratulations are in order?

@greenior

Just A Little Guy

One of the beautiful things about TikTok (listen up, Congress) are the genius and never-ending filters that come through the app. Like this little guy, who turns anything into beanie-clad dancers designed to make us happy and/or celebrate the things that make us happy! Like a girl's best friend (dry skin girlies know what's up), boyfriends, pups, the daily necessities, and a recreation of the best characters from Spy Kids. Dance for me, cuties.

@oliviaodonnell123

And Just A Young Guy

I live for internet drama, but I also love a good wholesome moment. It's what makes the doom scrolling worth it! I'm not alone, since millions liked this adorable video of a girl's interaction with her grandparents. She originally whipped out her phone to fix her lipstick, but Grandma snatched the (recording) phone to show her husband and the exchange just warms my heart. True love! Let's bring that vibe into the weekend.

@mariyyum

Make: A delicious labor of love (and cheese).

Watch: A hilarious show that questions which is worse: the apocalypse or a high school reunion?

Do: Disconnect, at any cost!

Enjoy: Tulip season 🌷.

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