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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 2022 Happy Friday!   We've made it to fall and with the crispness in the air also comes a plethora of staying inside to breathe in the internet. From Adam Levine's messy affair to even messier viral foods, these are the top trends you might need to catch up on. Enjoy! ✨ @majorphilebrity Adam Levine's Affair Is Just Plain Cringe This week, a model went viral on TikTok for posting about her alleged affair with Maroon 5 singer (and husband to Victoria's Secret model) Adam Levine. She even had the receipts to prove it, too. The leaked "sexts" are decidedly unsexy  and Twitter had a field day talking about them. From snorting into our porridge to computer troubles to meme comparisons, everyone had something to say about the scandal.  @austen1stdrafts Reverse Slut Shaming  Back in my day, being called a "slut" was about the worst thing possible. Now, the internet has reclaimed it as a badge of honor — and I'm here for it. But I'm *also* here for the recent jokes around why people actually aren't in their "slut eras," like they might think. Some notable signs of distinct non-sluttiness include: fall yearning, Phoebe Bridgers, Stardew Valley, cat naps, and simping for a man. Are you guilty of being out of your slut era? You may be entitled to compensation in the form of hilarious tweets. You're welcome. @trapyik Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Do you ever accidentally open your front camera and think, "is that really how I look?" Turns out: no! That's what all of TikTok is discovering this week as they're using the Face Zoom filter (yes, the one that made Bella Poarch mega famous a couple years ago) to supposedly see how they "actually" look to others and the results are both shocking and very attractive. This guy learned he actually has a celeb doppelganger, this woman's entire face changed, and this one made me feel better about my sloppy airport looks.  @littlemiller27 Disappointing Your Inner Child The latest trend on TikTok involves exposing your current sins and revealing how your former child self would react because — let's face it — no one is living up to their standards. (Except this girl, who knows *exactly* what she wants.) The rest of us are set up to disappoint though, like this mother of four and this "loser" (her words, not ours!). But they're not all disappointing, we swear!  TikTok Eat: Cheese board's chaotic cousin.   Do this weekend: Pay it forward...or don't.   Follow: The cleaning TikTok that tickles your brain...and heart.   Shop: For the only acceptable sized nightstand. Is there a hot, new TikTok trend coming across your FYP? See a tweet that had you laugh so loud you scared your dog? Want to argue about the next "Laurel vs. Yanny?" Hit "reply" to this email to slide straight into my inbox and send me the best of YOUR internet! 21 People Who Woke Up One Morning And Immediately Regretted Every Single Decision They Made That Day People Who Married For Money Are Sharing What It's Actually Like, And It's Not What I Expected At All 16 Married People Whose Spouses Must Go, "What In The World?!" At Least 10 Times A Day People Are Sharing Moments Of Foreshadowing In Movies That They Wrote Off As Errors, And It's So Interesting 17 New And On-Trend Products And Looks From Target All Fall Lovers Will Be Fans Of People Share Secrets About Family Members That They Learned After They Died, And TBH, Maybe Some Of These Should Have Stayed Hidden Bryce Dallas Howard Was Pressured To Lose Weight For "Jurassic World: Dominion," And I Am Screaming At The Wall 21 Photos, Articles, And Posts That Aged So Poorly, It's Honestly Really Hard To Look At Them Now Greyson Chance Called Working With Ellen DeGeneres As A Child "Horrible": "I Was 100 Percent Faking It, And I Feel Like She Was Too" 17 Screenshots Of Bosses That Show How Being In Power Brings Out The Worst In Some People BuzzFeed, Inc. 229 W 43rd St. NY, NY 10036   We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links in this email.   View our privacy notice and cookie policy Unsubscribe