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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 7 2022 Happy Friday, my internet explorers!   Does anyone else feel like fall is coming, there's a crispness to the air, and the internet drama has (somewhat) given us some free time to watch Hocus Pocus 2 and relax? But don't worry — there was still plenty you might have missed on social media this week, so let's dive in! Enjoy. ✨   P.S. We're taking a break next week, but we'll be back after that with all your internet news. @leeveelutions91 Niche TikTok Is The Best TikTok Do you ever have a week where your FYP is covered with one specific trend, but when you ask your friends, they've never even seen it before? That's all of #BiscuitTok this week. A combo of this deliriously odd song and this equally weird filter has infiltrated a select few users' algos and they've decided it means they were chosen — for what? Who knows! Regardless, people are obsessed, even more so now that new "characters" in "chrome biscuit lore" have been "discovered." It makes for good Halloween costume inspo though, right? @espyramid Velma's Now Very, Very Gay Gay Twitter received a feast this week when a new movie canonically revealed beloved cartoon Velma...is a lesbian. People were simultaneously surprised and excited — and even Google got in on the fun. But, some people pointed out that not *everyone* was shocked by the news. Jinkies! @indiewashere #Blessed Twitter just unveiled a new feature that allows users to post photos *and* videos side-by-side. Thus, a new meme format was born. This one involves the pope and, well, anything people like! Some people praised their favorite shows or who they stan, while others were just plain having fun or being wholesome. There was even a viral video, viral meme inception moment? If you want to put your chances of going viral into the Pope's hands, here's how. @andivmg Still Grillin' Season? People on the internet looooove to complain, so the latest viral TikTok sound is exactly that. Set to a clip from "New Girl," people are revealing the thing they hate so much, they'd sit on a hot grill to avoid it. Like: family reunions, losing arguments, accepting facts, and watching TV without subtitles. *Shudders*. The Try Guys Watch: The update you've been waiting for.   Do this weekend: Practice stranger danger.   Read: How to edit your tweets...if you dare.   Shop (we wish): This little girl's outfit. Is there a hot, new TikTok trend coming across your FYP? See a tweet that had you laugh so loud you scared your dog? Want to argue about the next "Laurel vs. Yanny?" Hit "reply" to this email to slide straight into my inbox and send me the best of YOUR internet! Zookeepers Are Sharing The Disturbing Secrets Of Zoos, And It's Sad Yet Fascinating Americans Are Collectively Gasping At The Sky-High Prices In This California Grocery Store (And As A Non-Californian, I Almost Can't Believe It) Child-Free People Over 30 Are Sharing What Their Lives Are Like Without Kids, And It's A Mixed Bag People Shared How They Caught Their Partner Cheating, And I'm Living For The Drama "It Was One Of The Most 'WTF' Moments In My Career So Far": Doctors Are Revealing Times A Patient Said, "Oh, I Forgot To Mention, But..." And It Completely Changed Things Dua Lipa Broke Her Silence On Her Relationship Status Amid Rumors That She And Trevor Noah Are Dating Women Are Sharing Things Men Do That Make Them "Ghostable," And Seriously, Everyone Needs To Read This People Are Sharing Creepy Stories Of Things That Happened To Them, And They'll Send A Chill Up Your Spine 12 People Who Love Dining Out Shared Their Tips For Saving A Few Bucks At Restaurants "Grey's Anatomy" Started Season 19 With A New Group Of Interns, And One Of Them Has A Great Connection To A Beloved Character BuzzFeed, Inc. 229 W 43rd St. NY, NY 10036   We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links in this email.   View our privacy notice and cookie policy Unsubscribe