News Reporter: Chronically Online: wtf is "brown noise?"

Friday 17 June 2022

Chronically Online: wtf is "brown noise?"

FRIDAY, JUNE 17 2022

Happy Friday, friends!

This week we saw people go feral for Beyoncé merch, Netflix revealed they clearly didn't understand "Squid Games," and Dwight D. Eisenhower got the meme treatment from beyond the grave. But wait — there's more! Here are all the other trends, convos, and memes you might have missed from every dark corner of the internet. Enjoy! ✨

a woman wearing glasses and large headphones looks into the camera with a straight expression with caption ''where did the thoughts go?''

@natalyabubb / TikTok

Brown Noise, TikTok's Latest Life Hack, Is Less Gross Than It Sounds

Being so ~online~ has probably given all of us brain worms, but luckily TikTok has discovered the cure to feeling like there's just loose change rattling around up there. A user posted a video (which racked up 1.3 million likes in four days) of them listening to something called "brown noise." Now, #brownnoise has over 25 million views on the app. Similar to white noise, it's a sound that supposedly calms your thoughts and helps you focus. Now, I'm no scientist (shocking, I know) but after scrolling through hundreds of videos of people touting the benefits of brown noise, I'm definitely intrigued.

a series of AI images featuring Voldemort from Harry Potter getting a haircut

@weirddalle / Twitter

These Weird Viral AI Images Are Simultaneously EntertainingAnd Disturbing

After blowing up overnight, this Twitter account that posts weird AI (or not?) mashups is still pumping out content. People submit their requests — which range from "horse sipping tea and reading a book with rain clattering on the window" to "triceratops as cheese" — via Reddit, and then the images are shared to Twitter, where they've gone super viral. Their most popular tweet is a series of images featuring the demogorgon (like, from "Stranger Things") playing basketball. Technology may be getting *too* advanced, if you ask me.

a screenshot of a quote tweet reading ''scrolled past like 6 times cos i thought this was a love island contestant''

@bagelforlunch / Twitter

Ryan Gosling As Ken In The New Barbie Movie Has Broken The Internet

If you weren't already excited about Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie, here's your reason: Ryan Gosling as himbo Ken. That image quickly went viral and people had *thoughts.* Some were 100% here for it, some not so much, and some were already predicting scenes. The comparisons also flowed in: Ryan as houses, the guy we love to hate, and the OG himbo. If that's not enough, the quote tweets will have you falling down a bleach-blonde rabbit hole. Maybe I am a Barbie girl...

a screenshot of a tweet reading ''let kim kardashian ruin more artifacts. let her drive the jfk car into a swamp. eat ribs over the dead sea scrolls. she's the reverse indiana jones.''

@carterhambley / Twitter

People Got Angry, Then Indifferent, Then Roasted Kim Kardashian Over The Marilyn Monroe Dress

The Internet moves fast. Case in point: the emotional roller coaster Twitter went on as it processed Kim K wearing Marilyn Monroe's infamous dress to the Met Gala. After a tweet comparing the dress pre- and post- Kim's BBL squeezing into it went viral, people threw (virtual) hands about her "damaging" it. But a TikTok user quickly debunked this, so the internet moved on to the jokes (my personal favorite part!). First people got apathetic and then they said "why not take it a step further?" Then they started naming dresses Kim better not lay her claws on. What's next?

a screenshot of a tweet reading ''thanks to beyonce, a whole generation will know how to spell renaissance'' but it's spelled incorrectly

@yourlocalebony / Twitter

Listen: The album we've all been waiting for.

Eat: A big ole pint of this bad boy.

Watch: There's cute, and then there's this.

Try: Tinder, but for books. Swipe away.

Read: Google is getting replaced.

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